omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
My pup was messing around in her crate being noisy, and then I heard her fart, and then silence. I do believe she discovered her butt.
I am without emotion… Am I a sociopath?
I love it when people tell me my eyeliner is spot on :)